Crossposted from FA. Because I'm Ranty McRant today.
A dog's breed can tell you a lot about their behaviour. There ARE certain breed traits that come through, and as such broad generalizations CAN be made. Of course there are exceptions, there are ALWAYS exceptions. On the whole, though, these stereotypes and generalizations are pretty true.
IN ORDER OF THE AKC BREED GROUPINGS:
SPORTING: Okay, there's three generalizations I will make.
Spaniels. The whole range of 'em. Most are okay...American Cockers tend to piss all over constantly but on the whole most handle being groomed with good cheer if not grace or poise. XD They DO tend to be a little spaztic, though.
Retrievers...lord they tend to be fucking dumb. I loved Goldens...until I had to professionally groom them. STUPID, STUPID DOGS. Goldens are renowned for NOT STANDING THE HELL UP. They will literally spend the whole groom either on their goddamn ass or DEAD LIMP, unless you physically hold them up. One of our groomers does a hilarious "Golden on a grooming table" impression...I laughed so hard I nearly cried. Most retrievers on a grooming table lunge around and try to hang themselves at EVERY opportunity, so much so that I usually forego the table and just work on them on the floor, where they are less likely to STRANGLE THEMSELVES. Labs are the worst of the worst, prone to biting and being just about the dumbest box of rocks on the planet. Very few dogs are so stupid they drink shampoo...all but two that I know who ARE stupid enough to drink that crap are, of course, LABS. I've seen Labs EAT CHUNKS OF POODLE HAIR OFF THE FLOOR. No, I shit you not, right off the floor! D8
Pointing breeds. Oh lord. I have such a love/hate relationship with these guys. I grew up with German Wirehairs, and both Wirehairs and Shorthairs are some of my favourite dogs. That said, I don't think I have it in me to own another one. I see a cute pointer puppy come in, and I get so excited to get to work with my beloved breed...and then they remind me why I don't keep 'em any more. :P They're not quite as brainless as retrieving breeds but they come close, and they are often far more jittery and skittish and INSANE.
HOUND: Again, more than one generalization.
Sighthounds are a joy to work with. They're not particularly bright, but they more than make up for it by being gentle, gentle dogs. They rarely love the dryer, but they also rarely pitch a fit about it. Getting to work on a sighthound is like winning the lottery, usually.
Scenthounds...I'm considered insane in the salon because I kindof like them. They tend to be REALLY, REALLY noisy...that is why I invest in earplugs. ;) Some of the more popular breeds can be a little snitty about being dried and they all seem to dislike their nails being done (Bassets especially!) but they aren't usually flagrant assholes about it either. Coonhounds are usually the nicest when it comes to bathing and nails.
"Miscellaneous" hounds are kindof all over the place, generalization-wise. That said, Norwegian Elkhounds are AWESOME to work on. They are so easy to make look good, and they're usually perfect for EVERYTHING. Wonderful dogs!
WORKING: Northern breed (spitz-type) dogs are jackasses for bathtime. Screaming is pretty common (they make some of the strangest noises!) but again, this is why I carry earplugs. Seriously, get them wet and they think you are trying to KILL THEM. We've agreed, in the salon, that they think they will melt if hosed down. Most are bitey for their nails and many are really horrible for brushing.
Most of the other working breeds are awesome to work on, though. Dobies, Rotties, mastiffs...they are some of my favourite breeds to work on. None has EVER bitten me for anything, ever. :)
TERRIERS: Oh god. XD These guys are totally all over the place. Some are totally horrible, some are amazingly good, and it literally varies from dog to dog. Generally the only hard-and-fast stereotypes that stick are these: Westies suck at tolerating a haircut*...Bedlingtons and Jack Russels are usually nasty biting fuckers...and Amstaffs are super-awesome, super-sweet and really good natured.
TOYS: *siiiigh* The problem with toys is that people who usually own toys don't train or socialize them, so most do in fact suck unless they've been groomed regularly from puppyhood on up, and even then some never get used to it. Yorkies tend to be hyper but decent...Poms can have a real attitude problem and can be bad biters if you let them get away with it...Chis can be REAL BRATS and don't let their size fool you, they bite like HELL...Cavaliers are totally awesome and perfect, if mat-prone...Pugs hate their nails being done...and MinPins are THE DEVIL. No seriously. They are some kind of evil antichrist-dog. I have several as requests and man, they bite like there's no tomorrow. I have only one "good" MinPin request, and to my dismay this last time she bit me when I was trimming her nails, which means that I now have never met a MinPin that did not bite. Sad. Shihs tend to be awesome, provided they are accustomed to being groomed.
NON-SPORTING: I love Chows. Just sayin'. ;) All but one of the Chows I know are amazing, perfect and dignified dogs...though I have been told that the further west you travel here in the US, the nastier they tend to be. Not sure if it's a bloodline issue, but still. Standard Poodles ROCK MY WORLD, as do Shibas and Tibetan Spaniels (though Shibas do tend to scream a lot, too. Earplugs, man, earplugs!!!). Bichons are a coin toss...they can be great or they can be total fucksticks. :P
HERDING: Smart doesn't always mean NICE. German Shepherds are pretty awesome, though the worst attack in the salon since I've been there was a GSD, attacking my manager. :P Tore her right open, too...and for what? Petting him. :P Most herding dogs are okay...a lot of Border Collies are snitty and most Corgis have issues with people touching their feet or trimming their nails. Rough and Smooth Collies can be kindof vocal, too.
Now, there are always stereotypes and there are always dogs who don't fit the stereotypes. I don't want to hear about your wonderful MinPin who rescued Little Timmy when he fell down a well and how it was the bestest best dog you EVAR had. That isn't the point of this.
In fact, I guess there is no point...I'm just killing time until my roomie gets home so I can set up the tree.
Huh. Guess I'll STFU now, eh? ;)
*-before anyone pitches a fit, yes I know they are supposed to have their hair stripped, not cut...but we do what the owner says to do, and 99.9% of owners say they want their hair cut, not stripped. :P
(SPECIAL BONUS RANT: Dogs I love.)Now, just because a dog isn't one of my favourite breeds doesn't mean I can't think that dog is awesome. Some glaring exceptions to the rules are thus:
My request labs, Molly, Lucky and Abby. Yes, they have VERY, VERY generic names. XD All three fly in the face of my general anti-Lab sentiment, in the sense that all three are perfect and gentle and awesome and calm. I love those three because, hi, GOOD DOGS, yo. To be sure I'm no fan of their breed, but those three have manners and are good-natured and compliant with grooming.
Molly and Lucky are actually Lab mixes...Abby is a purebred. Perfect, sweet dogs.
Folk, when a dog comes into the salon, I treat them as if they were my own dog. I greet them warmly, ask their owners if they have any health or behaviour problems, and spend a few minutes trying to get to know the dog and trying to let the dog get to know me. I try to set the dog at ease, and the only way to do that is to remove all negative thinking.
Each dog, irregardless of breed, is an opportunity to buck the trend and be one of the rare "exceptions to the rule." Every Lab I get to work on that I've never worked on before, for example, is one such opportunity.
It isn't my fault that most dogs end up fitting nice and solidly into their breed's grooming-oriented stereotype.
Here's a fact: I've always thought Dobermans were handsome and thus I always kindof thought MinPins were cool as all hell. Imagine my shock and dismay when I had to wash my first
DEMON-POSESSED MONSTER MinPin! I was disappointed, and bleeding. Mostly bleeding. Also burning through a lot of vulgar language once the dog was done.
Even now, I think they look cool as hell. They just SUCK, though.
My experiment with Tiny hasn't really helped. Tiny lives up to her name...she's a MinPin the size of your average Chihuahua. I gave her her very first bath at the tender age of eight weeks, and have worked on her regularly ever since. I decided, when they handed me that innocent little blob of black-and-tan for her first bath, that she would be DIFFERENT. I would take extra time and make sure she grows up to be a good, well-behaved-for-the-bath MinPin.
I spend ages working with her every time, too. I have done more training on this dog than her owners have.
And for all that, she's still a nasty little biting fucker. Nothing, it seems, can keep MinPins from turning evil.
Even my special GOOD MinPin, the nicest dog of her breed I've ever known, has now bitten me. Eli is her name, and she actually bit me for the first time last week. I was really upset about it...she was my one glaring example of MinPin perfection. Damn.
Does that mean I violently dislike MinPins? Sure, because every time I work with one, I get bit all to hell. Does that mean I don't love Eli and Tiny and my other MinPin requests? Hell no! Tiny is my baby-doll, I adore her! Eli is my good buddy, she's awesome! Just because they're NASTY doesn't mean I don't look foreward to their next groom even as I still bleed from the last one!
Likewise, Northern breeds. Spitz-type dogs. They suck, for bathing anyways. I have SEVERAL I do as request dogs. Ezra and Iliah, the Siberian Husky sisters...Taka the wooly Malamute...Mr. Magoo the husky mix...and a few others I'm forgetting (side note: I feel all kinds of awesome that I now have so many "special request" dogs that I can no longer remember each and every one. :P At the same time it makes me feel kindof sad...the other day someone said "Oh hey, Lydia is coming in tomorrow." I said "...who?" "Your Cavalier request." "You mean Lady?" "No, Lydia." I literally had NO CONSCIOUS MEMORY of the dog until I saw her. :P Felt pretty shitty that I'd forgotten that sweet bundle of Blenheim bliss!). Don't get me wrong, Mr. Magoo aside, all of my Northern-breed regulars are pretty horrible for the bath. Even Mr. Magoo screams and wails, though more with joy than distress (seriously, that dog REDEFINES the term OMG HAPPY). Taka, who is now one of my favourite dogs of all time, BITES LIKE WOW sometimes. :P
I still adore them. They can't help that they are Northern-breed dogs, and thus feel compelled to be screaming, flailing idiots. I simply enjoy their antics and wear earplugs. ;)
It rankles that some people assume that because I don't OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE every single breed of dog, I'm a bad person or a bad bather/groomer or BOTH. What the fuck ever! I love DOGS, wouldn't have applied for a position in the salon if I didn't, goddamnit. Further, the implication that I must be cruel or abusive or otherwise mean to dogs of breeds I don't personally care for is ludicrous. If that were the case, then why does Taka (Malamute) give me a warm greeting and a good face-licking when I greet him? Why does Tiny (Miniature Pinscer) play-bow all over the grooming table with me? Why does Lucky (Lab mix) try to climb into my lap every time I sit down?
I think the posterchild for "follows own path" would have to be Holly the Jack Russel Terrier. Everyone but one person in the salon seems to dislike the breed...I personally can't stand them. But when Holly comes in, you'd think it was fucking Christmas! She's so happy, so sweet, so friendly, and SO WELL BEHAVED and perfect for EVERYTHING...I do all I can to "assist" whoever is working on Holly because, damnit, that dog is so wonderful and loveable.
Just because I GENERALLY DISLIKE JRTs doesn't mean I can't be madly in love with little Holly. Anyone who says or thinks otherwise is just fucking stupid.